Why is there a cat?

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

(Source: princesconsuela)

hellacatspangled:

i said oooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
bby girl
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(Source: ofmiceandcheeze)

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

dulect:

I don’t need you, I have other people to talk to

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growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

(Source: terrakion)

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

(Source: trustinq)

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

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